[comes into the Shay's apartment holding a silver bar] Freddie!
Wow, Freddie! Your mom's here!
[puts the silver bar on the counter]
[looks at her; confused] What's that?
100 ounces of pure palladium.
Wow! So a bar like that must be quite valuable!
Oh, it is, it has a street value of nearly $100,000.
[raises his eyebrows; eyes wide]
[holding the bar; surprised] Whoa, whose is this?
Yours...
Why would you give me something worth this much money?
So you'll do something for me in return!
That seems fair!
What do you want me to do?
[loudly] Stop dating Sam!
[gets off the chair he was sitting on; looks confused and shocked] How'd you know?
Yes, how did you know?
It doesn't matter! [to Freddie] If you want that bar of palladium, you tell that no good Puckett to find some other boy to ruin!
You can't bribe me to break up with Sam!
But, Freddie!
[furious] No chance!
[screams and rips a piece of her shirt; takes the palladium back from Freddie and runs back into her apartment].
[mouthing] Wow... [sits back down]
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