You gave me a B?! But I thought you said it was the best in the class!
It was. But, it was printed on 3-hole paper, which I despise.
Then just let me re-print it for you, on paper that is completely hole-free!
Reports can only be submitted once. Silly little truffle.
But this means I'll get a B-plus for the semester!
Yes. Congratulations.
[angrily] I'd like to punch three holes in him, that's what I'd like to do.
[walking back to Carly's apartment] Tell you what. on the next iCarly, we tell everyone to go egg Mr. Devlin's house. (Realistically, he'd get angry and he'll hate it.)
Nah, he'd probably like it, 'cause eggs don't have three holes!
I told you not to take his class.
Yes, thank you, Freddie.
Well, if it isn't my straight-A little sister, Carl-ay.
Don't call me "Carl-ay" 'cause I...
To celebrate your straight A's, I'm making you a giant "A" made out of a bunch of smaller A's that I found.
Spencer... -
Your "A" is gonna be huge! And when it's all done... -
I'm not getting straight A's. Mr Devlin gave me a B on my report, even though he said it was flawless.
Why'd you get a B?
Cause I printed it on "three-hole paper".
Mr Devlin's, like, the strictest teacher in school.
Yeah, I know. He used to be lunch room monitor. He gave me detention.
For?
Playing with my fruit.
Listen, it was really cool of you to make this big A for me, but would you mind taking it apart?
Carly...
Seriously, if I'm not gonna get straight A's, then I'd rather not be reminded of... Of what almost was.
Aw, who needs a hug?
Me.
Hey, how do you turn this lamp on?
Rampu!
[Carly jumps]
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