Well done, Spencer. You, too, Freddie.
Thank you, Carly. In your face, Sam.
[Sam stares at Freddie]
Carly, Sam, Freddie. You cannot believe how awesome this sign looks from out here. It is so dazzlingly bright, I swear it's like-- [car crashes]
What's going on out there, Spencer?
Well, it seems our sign is so bright and dazzling, it distracted one of the drivers below. [car crashes] Actually, two of the drivers-- [another car crashes] Three of the dr-- [many cars crash] Literally, many of the drivers below are being distracted by our extremely dazzling sign.
Quick. Turn it off!
Turn it off!
Oh, okay. I will now turn off the sign. [pushes button, but the sign starts flickering instead of turning off]
That's not off!
Spencer.
Dude!
Oh, man, I am pressing the buttons! Literally, all of them, trying to turn off the sign.
You're gonna overload the circuits!
[sign malfunctions and goes from saying "PLEASE GO ONLINE TO iCARLY.COM" to saying "P█E██E ██ ON████ ██ █CARL█████"]
"Pee on Carl"?
[Freddie is disgusted]
Turn that off!
I am trying! It's the stupid cars! [hear car tires screeching] Don't look at the sign! Stop beholding the si-- [hears a crunch] I stepped on my taco!
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