“Pilot” quotes from Human Target

Guerrero

[Winston enters office to find Guerrero sitting at his desk] Hey dude.

Winston

Breaking and entering is a crime, you know.

Guerrero

Yeah, it's good to see you too, Winston. It's been a while.

Winston

Oh, not long enough. What are you doing in my office? And what the hell are you doing on my computer?

Guerrero

I'm checking out the contents of Mark Hoffer's hard drive. I'm sure it's mostly personal.

Winston

Do I want to know how you came about it?

Guerrero

Editor at the paper owes me. A couple of years ago a gas company hired a guy to hassle him over a story he was working. It got nasty. I got him out of it.

Winston

How?

Guerrero

I decided to stop hassling him.

Christopher

So what was the tab for all this?

All in? About $80 billion.

Christopher

How much of this came out of my taxes?

About $62 billion.

Christopher Chance

Even I want to kill you for a little bit right now.

Guerrero

I got to warn you guys, if this gets violent, I'm gonna fight back.

You think you're gonna fight back?

Guerrero

All right, maybe fight back's a little misleading. I'll take the beating 'cause that's all you two amateurs are cleared to do. And then one night soon, I'm gonna break into your house and kill each of you in your sleep. Probably start with you, Alfredo. That way Steven here can have a few extra days with Marla and the girls. It's only fair.