[The gang sees Barney at his deathbed in 2021]
You're too young, it's unfair!
We're not going anywhere buddy, we're staying with you right up till the end.
Thank you Marshall. [coughs] Marshall, can I ask for one final favour, my friend?
Yes, yes, of course, anything.
Eat this meatball sub. [offers wrapped sub]
Where did you get this-
[winces in pain] I don't have much time!!!
[unwrapping sub] Yes yes, of course, of course. [prepares to bite] Does this have some sort of meaning? [meatball sub explodes in his face]
[gets out of bed and laughs menacingly] I'm not sick, you idiots. I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills for symptoms I don't even have. Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face. Oh, wait, you can't-- 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce!
Uh, Barney, you got a little marinara on your pajamas. [Barney looks at his pajamas and stops laughing; his face decomposes itself]
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