[Barney has just called dibs on a hot girl Ted asked him to make a short glance at. Ted is not amused]
You can't call dibs on a girl that I've been sitting here thinking about eventually talking to at some point!
You never called dibs.
Dibs were implied!
"Implied" dibs?
Yeah.
Ted, you are spitting on the grave of Sir Walter Dibs, inventor of the dib. It was 1652, the SS Dibs was lost at sea-
I don't have time for a fake history lesson, so I'll keep [points pen at Barney] this simple: You go over there and talk to that girl, I'll see you in court.
Who's gonna represent you? Dibs-on-Marshall's-my-lawyer!
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