It's a sad day in New York, Ted, a sad day indeed. You know what I saw on my way in here? A girl in a sweater. And you know what that means: the season of exposed skin is over, exactly! Gone are the tank-tops, Ted. Gone are the cute little skirts. Gone are the sundresses - the sundresses, Ted! I don't think I can make it another eight months with no sundresses.
Barney, I really - I have to grade these papers.
I'm sorry, I'll let you work... But first, a riddle. What piece of women's attire, most stokes a man's desire?
A sundress.
Correct! What lightweight outfit, pink or white, makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?
I really have to get this done.
Of course, of course. [pause] Sundress, by the way.
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