[Ted tries to convince Barney and Robin to apologize to Marshall and Lily for turning down their Couples Nights]
Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week. They're taking this really hard.
Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day, but don't you have to get back up to the inn? I mean, who's working the front desk?
Seriously, they're your friends, you got to apologize.
To your point, Ted. As an innkeeper, do you do that cheap thing where you only change the linens upon request? I mean, I mean, I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
Robin, you know I'm right. If a problem doesn't go away, usually just makes it bigger.
You're right...
Thank you.
...all that sexlessness has made you wise.
For God's sakes...[rushes out of the bar]
[calls out to Ted] Mint on the pillow, Ted, and don't charge for WiFi, it seems greedy.
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