[Barney is explaining the concept of the "Sexless Inkeeper" to Ted]
Ted
Wait, you're saying that girl just used me for a place to crash?
Barney
Ted, you mentioned that you live right upstairs. She saw that tweed jacket which basically says you're not interested in nor probably even capable of having sex and she thought, hey, free lodging.
Ted
No way, I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper.
Barney
Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you.
Robin
Which is funny, because usually, it's the innkeeper who offers turn-down services. Oh! [highfives Barney]
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