Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!
Well, that's her business.
Come on Ted, she left you at the altar! [gang begins arguing until Lily notices the taxi]
Wa-wait, where's she going? Her cab just missed the turn to the Lincoln Tunnel.
Why would anybody buy take-out food and take it all the way back to New Jersey, anyway?
She's going to her office.
No. [recounts restaurant order scene] The waiter asked her, "And you need utensils?" She said, "No, I'll just take them straight home."
And if she's going home, why are we still heading to- oh my God. Tony lives downtown. 'Home' is Tony's apartment. She was gonna make me move to New Jersey, and she's moving into the city WITH TONY?!? Son of a bitch! [Gang cheers him on]
Finally, finally, buddy.
I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!
I know, I know, and I love it! [Ted rips off window crank] Yeah, that is awesome! [to taxi driver] Sir, we'd be happy to cover the cost of that window crank! I love angry Ted!
So do I!
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