[Lily is panicking because the Fiero's brakes are too strong, the inertia splattered their takeout food all over the interior.]
Shut up! Now listen to me. The clock is ticking. Okay, first thing: we scoop up all these little pieces of tofu and cabbage. Next, what we need to take care of are the messy parts; the pools that have collected. We gotta soak that soup up. Last...is the smell. We gotta cover up that Tam Kuk Gai. You mentioned cigars?
There's two in the glove compartment, but he's been saving...
Hand me those chopsticks.
[5 minutes later, Robin and Lily are smoking cigars]
Mmm, hey, how 'bout some tunes? [500 Miles by The Proclaimers starts playing] Ohh, great song!
[Lily shudders]
These cigars aren't helping at all.
[grinning] Yeah, this was a terrible idea.
Uggh, now it just smells like a...homeless guy threw up in here.
[Robin stares at her in amazement; Lily looks back at her. They have their alibi.]
[flash to present]
The broken windows?
We had to make it look realistic!
Well why did you break two of them?
Uhhh...it looked like fun when she did it so I wanted to try.
I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming Really Tan Dancing Leotard guy.
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