Wha...I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?
Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.
The "Ohhh..." moment?
Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.
[Flashback to Barney with different girls]
It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.
Ohhhh.....
I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!
Ohhhh.....
I just turned 30.
Ohhhhhh.....
[back to present]
So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible
Hmm...I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh...." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?
[flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I love you.
I used to be a dude.
Ohhhhhh.....
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