Hi, we need a marriage license but we need to skip the waiting period because we're in love.
CClerk
Aaww..I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now!
Really!?
CClerk
Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period but unfortunately only a judge can do that.
Oh, so can we see a judge?
CClerk
Absolutely!
Really?
CClerk
Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today, which there isn't.
[clenched teeth] Why are you doing this to us?
CClerk
Because you're on CANDID CAMERA!
Really?
CClerk
Is what I would say--
You know what? We get it.
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