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How I Met Your Mother · Season 2, Episode 2

Future Ted, Waiter and others in “The Scorpion and the Toad”

Future Ted

The thing about a hangover is that everyone has their own special remedy.

Waiter

Morning, guys! What can I getcha?

Lily

Shhhhh..... bring me the dirtiest, greasiest Tuna Melt you got. And a milkshake.

Waiter

For you, sir?

Ted

Uggh.... gravy.

Waiter

Do you want that gravy on something?

Ted

...Surprise me.

Robin

I'd take you with gravy if my boyfriend wasn't sitting right here, heehee! Just kidding, I'm good!

Lily

What are you so chirpy about?

Ted

She's still drunk from last night.

Robin

I don't think so! [looks around, then shakes her chest] WOOOO!

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