Little girl: Do you have a fiancée?
Lily: Marshall was here yesterday, they just learned the word fiancée.
Robin: Oh no, I don't have a fiancée.
Little girl: Then who do you live with?
Robin: Well, actually, I've got five dogs.
Little girl: Don't you get lonely?
Robin: No, I've got five dogs.
Little girl: My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.
Robin: Well, yeah, that's cats, I'm not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady †does anybody else have questions?
Little boy: Are you a lesbian?
Robin: NO, ARE YOU? Jeez. [mumbles] Every woman that lives alone is not a lesbian.

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