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S1 E6

How I Met Your Mother · Season 1, Episode 6

Lily, Marshall and others in “Slutty Pumpkin”

Lily

Nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.

Marshall

What a sad commentary on our national attention span, that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.

Lily

[As parrot] Sad commentary! Rrrawk! All right, Polly gotta pee!

Marshall

Again?

[Marshall follows Lily to the bathroom]

Ted

Where are you going?

Marshall

It's... an elaborate costume.

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