Lily and Robin in “Okay Awesome”

Hey.

Hey.

Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him.

Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.

[waits a few seconds] I think I know how to get us in. Follow my lead. [walks to the front of the line and flashes the bouncer]