Ted, get your coat, we're leaving.
What happened to that, uh, cutlet you were grinding with?
That was my cousin Leslie!
What!? [begins to laugh]
No, no, no. We are not laughing about this, Ted. This is not gonna be some funny story that we're gonna be telling in a couple of months. It's not gonna be like "Remember that time when you were grinding with-" NO. And do you know why? Because, italics, [Barney holds his hands up and slants them to an angle] this night did not happen.
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