[ Ralph Macchio enters Barney's apartment.]
RMRalph Macchio
Hey Barney, it's Ralph. Listen, it's my pleasure to-
NOO!! I hate Ralph Macchio! I hate him, hate him, hate him! He is NOT the Karate Kid! The Karate Kid was William Zabka, star pupil of the Cobra Kai dojo, whom this monster defeated with a cheap, illegal head kick, in the most hauntingly tragic film ending of all time.
RMRalph Macchio
[To Lily] Oh, I thought you meant "fun" crazy.
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