How I Met Your Mother · Season 6, Episode 5
“Architect of Destruction” · Season 6, Episode 5
In this episode: Ted Mosby (2), Barney Stinson (2), Marshall Eriksen (1)
[Ted and Barney discuss the GNB headquarters project, which may involve tearing down the classic Arcadian theater]
Ted, I know you love classic stuff no one cares about, but I'm gonna give you four words to live by: New Is Always Better.
New is always better?
Ted, you know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
[In Marshall's mind, virtual versions of Lily and Robin watch him and Lily have sex over drinks]
Ugh, he thinks I like this [Marshall looks at Virtual Lily] and it feels disgusting.
Uh, it looks disgusting.
[to Lily] Is this working for you?
[mocks Marshall] Is this working for you?
Of course, because what woman doesn't like being slobbered on while some giant paws at her nether regions like Lennie from Of Mice and Men?
Oh, you're bad!
More Cosmos? [share toast]
[Ted and Barney discuss the GNB headquarters project, which may involve tearing down the classic Arcadian theater]
Ted, I know you love classic stuff no one cares about, but I'm gonna give you four words to live by: New Is Always Better.
New is always better?
Ted, you know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
And this theory applies to everything?
Everything.
So, those new Star Wars movies... Those are better than the old ones?
Yeah. The first three barely mention the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.
And when you're at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're like, "yeah, yeah, Paradise City, whatever. When are they gonna rock me some Chinese Democracy"?
Axl's really matured as a songwriter, Ted.
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