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House · Season 8, Episode 4

“Risky Business” quotes from House

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“Risky Business” · Season 8, Episode 4

In this episode: Gregory House (4), Adams (3), Park (3), James Wilson (1)

Dr. Wilson, I need your advice. Um, I bet House $100 that I wouldn't get fired after my disciplinary hearing. Ever since then he's been acting like he's actually trying to get me fired.

That's because he is actually trying to get you fired.

Does he hate me?

I'm not sure that's relevant to the equation.

So it's really over $100.

I'm not sure the amount is relevant. He's fighting for his honor.

He'll ruin my career!

I'm not sure that's...

What if I bet him $200 I WILL get fired?

He sees competing bets from the same person a disgrace to the game. He'll be even more motivated to beat you.

If you were me, what would you do?

You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.

Loyalty to real estate is stupid, because loyalty is stupid.

First patriotism, now loyalty. You hate ice cream, too?

French vanilla. To willfully identify yourself as something is a perversion of self-expression.

I could do $5,000.

Really? No backsies?

If.... you double your clinic hours. 6 a week. I've seen how you disrespect those patients.

So you want twice as many of them disrespected?

Spend more hours with them, you'll treat them more humanely.

And this time a land war in Russia will be a good idea.

Thad Barton? We only help rich white guys?

I am an equal opportunity exploiter. I only help those who can help myself.

I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain.

I'll go check on the patient. [she gets up and House is about to bite down on her burger] I have hepatitis C.

[as House is about to bite down on her burger instead] She got it from me.

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