Dr. Wilson, I need your advice. Um, I bet House $100 that I wouldn't get fired after my disciplinary hearing. Ever since then he's been acting like he's actually trying to get me fired.
That's because he is actually trying to get you fired.
Does he hate me?
I'm not sure that's relevant to the equation.
So it's really over $100.
I'm not sure the amount is relevant. He's fighting for his honor.
He'll ruin my career!
I'm not sure that's...
What if I bet him $200 I WILL get fired?
He sees competing bets from the same person a disgrace to the game. He'll be even more motivated to beat you.
If you were me, what would you do?
You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.
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