You have to go. Your girlfriend's birthday? It's not even a question.
She has one every year. How often do you break up with the love of your life? Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still...
I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive.
“Larger Than Life” · Season 7, Episode 9
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Masters (2), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1)
You have to go. Your girlfriend's birthday? It's not even a question.
She has one every year. How often do you break up with the love of your life? Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still...
I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive.
Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid than my assumption of his selflessness?
Because my assumption is backed up by millions of men, and Taub, who cheated on their wives.
I wish that you would take a second look. I'm tired all the time, and when it's cold I get this weird pain in my shoulder.
I have a pain in my leg. You don't hear me complaining... except for just now.
How do doctors get this idea you're better than everyone else?
Probably all that pulling people back from the brink of death, it's just a guess.
My own daughter is a doctor. She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns.
She sounds smart.
Did she tell you to say that?
I've never met your daughter.
That's hard to believe, since you're currently shtupping her.
Jack has an infection that's spread to his mastoid.
Great. We'll confirm that in a week, when your secret cultures have sprouted.
Am I in trouble?
I only get mad when you waste my time. Couldn't care less about yours. But let me know when they come back negative, and I'll mock you.
Wilson.
It's uh, bowling night. He'll never forgive me if I don't. Oh, screw it. I'm coming.
No, no. no. I am not going to be responsible for that. You drugged the man, you go bowling with him.
Well, my chances of sex are considerably lower with Wilson.
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