I was with your boytoy on a stakeout last night.
You were with Lucas?
He needed someone who could diagnose a soft tissue injury from across the street. Apparently he doesn't know any good doctors.
“5 to 9” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Dr. Lisa Cuddy (5), Gregory House (3), James Wilson (2)
I was with your boytoy on a stakeout last night.
You were with Lucas?
He needed someone who could diagnose a soft tissue injury from across the street. Apparently he doesn't know any good doctors.
How's it going?
[calls Marina on her cell phone as she talks to Wilson] Got three hours to save this place from bankruptcy, I just fired one of my best employees, and the woman taking care of my sick child isn't returning my calls.
Rachel's gonna be fine, I'm sure whoever he or she is deserved it, and we're not going bankrupt. Are we?
Don't worry. The board will fire me before they allow that to happen.
They'd never fire you.
I just told Atlanticnet Insurance I'd terminate unless they gave us a 12% bump.
They might fire you.
What do you think I should do about Atlanticnet?
You're asking a guy who paid full sticker price for his last car. You ask House? He's a master manipulator who always gets what he wants.
This situation is out of control enough already. House is the last person I want to get involved.
They should be pressuring other hospitals to be more like us, not trying to make us more like them. It's stupid.
Putting your job on the line in an effort to stamp out stupidity isn't?
You would.
Probably. But then I also wanted to try to cure cancer by infecting a guy with malaria to win a $50 bet. You really want to be like me?
They're not going to fire you. And you're not going to quit.
Why not?
Because you're an idiot.
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