They should be pressuring other hospitals to be more like us, not trying to make us more like them. It's stupid.
Putting your job on the line in an effort to stamp out stupidity isn't?
You would.
Probably. But then I also wanted to try to cure cancer by infecting a guy with malaria to win a $50 bet. You really want to be like me?
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