“The Softer Side” · Season 5, Episode 16
In this episode: Gregory House (4), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Eric Foreman (1), Thirteen (1)
[to Cuddy] I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?
Looks like your brain is okay. Pupils are equal, round and reactive.
I'm fine... other than the fact that my nurples are now purple. [Glares at Foreman then says to Thirteen] No wonder you broke up with him. I'm surprised yours are still attached. By the way, I can see that from here.
You really think House took too many Vicodin?
The guy pops them like candy, I'm surprised it hasn't happened before.
[Kutner comes to check if House has respiratory arrest again]
Back off. Only Thirteen gets to grab my nipples this time.
Unless the next stanza reads "Hoping to fry my brain to death, I smoked some primo crystal meth," I'm not interested.
[House is puking into a bin]
You idiot!
Okay, I admit it. I have bulimia. I look good, though, don't I?
Heroin. Heroin?! House, of all the stupid...
I'm not on heroin.
I just caught you with your fingers down your throat.
I'm on methadone. Stupid product, heroin without the high.
Yea, and twice the risk of death.
No risk of arrest.
You nearly died.
Today was a fluke, I nodded off.
Right, you're safe as long as you never sleep again. Mistime your dose, you die. Couple of drinks, you die. Mix it with the wrong drugs, you die. You wanna detox from Vicodin, pick something that won't kill you.
I'm not detoxing.
If you're looking for something to help with your pain...
Doesn't help my pain. It eliminates it.
[He throws his cane into a dumpster, and walks away]
My leg doesn't hurt anymore.
[House walks off into the distance without limping]
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