House and Cuddy in “The Softer Side”

House

[to Cuddy] I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?

Cuddy

Looks like your brain is okay. Pupils are equal, round and reactive.

House

I'm fine... other than the fact that my nurples are now purple. [Glares at Foreman then says to Thirteen] No wonder you broke up with him. I'm surprised yours are still attached. By the way, I can see that from here.