“Big Baby” · Season 5, Episode 13
In this episode: Gregory House (3), Kutner (3), Allison Cameron (2), Thirteen (2)
Love what you're wearing. Brings out the blue in the case file, means it's not from the ER. So why are you here?
Because Dr. Cuddy is not here. She's decided to spend some more time with the baby for a while. I'm taking over some of her day-to-day responsibilities. Like baby-sitting you.
Interesting. You have your whole life ahead of you. So why would Cuddy want you to die so young?
She figured I spent three years working for you, I was innoculated.
You slept with Foreman?
Sorry, you were busy.
[Kutner makes a cut in the patient's arm as part of a bleeding-time test.]
Time zero.
I'm impressed. You didn't even flinch.
[smiles] I just went to my happy place.
[pauses while writing on her clipboard, eyes going wide] We cannot let House anywhere near this woman.
Where is your happy place?
My class. With them.
Past the first mark.
It's a great thing you do.
Not really. You know, most kids, typical children, you hand them a pair of scissors and they cut. Well, Tony he's got CP. And when I gave him scissors, we went on a journey together. Learning to get his fingers in those holes, to hold the scissors apart, to hold the paper. I mean, when he finally learned to cut, we both just... wept with joy.
[Thirteen and Kutner look at each other and smile.]
[to the patient] If you ever meet our boss, just yes or no answers, okay?
[Cameron has just approved a likely-unnecessary medical procedure for House's patient, and House is trying to figure out why.]
Some people thought you were gonna be brutal. Marking your territory.
Who?
Nobody. Just because I call him 'nobody' doesn't make me a racist.
I am not gonna play games. If you come to me with a request and it makes medical sense, I'll say yes.
I need oral sex. [Cameron stares at House.] Pretty sure biological imperative qualifies as medical sense.
Can I return my phone call now?
I don't really see how that's gonna be possible.
Cameron actually said yes?!
[snarky tone, while scrubbing up for the surgery] Nope, I'm just obsessive about clean cuticles.
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