What's Cuddy doing in your office?
Other than throwing off the feng shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once?
[from the other room] These walls aren't sound proof!
[calling over his shoulder] I'm well aware!
“Let Them Eat Cake” · Season 5, Episode 10
In this episode: Gregory House (4), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (2), Chris Taub (2), Kutner (1)
Wow! Muscles and curves! My penis is so confused!
Forget the bypass. Treat her like a fat girl.
We treat her like a sixty-year-old Asian man, too? She's not fat.
Not on the outside. But on the inside, she's still tons of fun.
[To Cuddy, talking on the phone] Have you seen my balls?
[To person on phone] Can you hold on a second? [Looks at House]
My balls. Have you seen my balls? Giant one and the red one...
Your plan isn't gonna to work.
Of course it is. I try to make you miserable, to make you leave; you deny that it's making you miserable and you try to make me miserable, so I'll stop making you miserable, and eventually you will leave, citing reasons that had nothing to do with misery...
You're not bothering me.
Step 1: complete.
[To person on phone] I'm going to call you from my cell. [Hangs up phone] And then I will come back in here! [To person on cell phone] Hey. Yeah... I just had to explain to him that I had his balls and he's not getting them back. [Walks by House] Excuse me.
EEmmy
If surgery could somehow make you taller, wouldn't you do it?
Sure, but I wouldn't call a meeting of the Lollipop Guild and tell them they can grow if they work real hard at it.
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