A week ago you saw a symptom in a soap star.
Bad argument, since I was right about that.
“House's Head” · Season 4, Episode 15
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Thirteen (1), Amber (1)
[Not remembering the names of Dr. Taub and Thirteen] Lesbian. Find out if anybody on that bus was taken to other hospitals.
He just forgot mine.
No, Thirteen, I just wanted to call you a lesbian.
I'm not a lesbian.
I was rounding up from 50%.
I didn't know you rode the bus.
I used to drive home after getting drunk, but some mothers got "MA-D-D".
What are you doing here? You weren't on the bus with me.
Then I guess this isn't a memory - this is a fantasy.
If it's a fantasy, you'd be wearing this.
[The camera cuts back to Dr. Cuddy, who is now dressed like a stripper]
You're convinced your patient is dying and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?!
Don't blame me, blame my gender.
Well, I'm not here to indulge that, I'm here to help you figure out what symptom you saw. Your patient was driving the bus so all you could see was-
[Interrupts] Why can't you do both?
[Sensual music starts playing and Dr. Cuddy starts stripping provocatively while carrying out a differential diagnosis with House]
[Stops stripping and looks at Dr. House] I'm distracting you. [starts to get up]
No! [Cut back to Dr. Cuddy who is now dressed normally and sits down next to House] Dance, woman!
[Resignedly] You'd rather be diagnosing.
I screamed "no"!
And your own subconscious ignored you. I guess you'd rather fantasize about finding symptoms. How screwed up is that?
[The Answer has appeared in Dr. House's flashback]
Why are you here?
AThe Answer
You believe in reason above all else. There must be a reason.
You have something to tell me?
AThe Answer
Yes. Who am I?
That's asking not telling. Who are you?
AThe Answer
You know who I am.
If I did I'd be passed out in bed instead of OD'ing on physostigmine on the 6th street cross-town.
AThe Answer
What's my necklace made of?
[Looking at the necklace] Resin?
AThe Answer
Who am I?
I don't know. Why the guessing game?
AThe Answer
Because you don't know the answer.
And if I don't, you don't. But you know the clues.
AThe Answer
I know what's bugging your subconsciousness. What's my necklace made of?
[Looks at necklace, realises and whispers] No.
AThe Answer
Who am I?
[Shakes head] Doesn't make sense.
AThe Answer
What's my necklace made of?
Amber.
[After the crash, Dr. House is attending to Amber]
I have to tie this around you. [Removes Amber's red scarf from her neck and ties it round her right leg]
I'm cold.
Stay with me. Just stay with me.
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