“I didn't know you rode the bus.” – Dr. Cuddy, House ... TV Quotes Database

I didn't know you rode the bus.

I used to drive home after getting drunk, but some mothers got "MA-D-D".

What are you doing here? You weren't on the bus with me.

Then I guess this isn't a memory - this is a fantasy.

If it's a fantasy, you'd be wearing this.

[The camera cuts back to Dr. Cuddy, who is now dressed like a stripper]

You're convinced your patient is dying and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?!

Don't blame me, blame my gender.

Well, I'm not here to indulge that, I'm here to help you figure out what symptom you saw. Your patient was driving the bus so all you could see was-

[Interrupts] Why can't you do both?

[Sensual music starts playing and Dr. Cuddy starts stripping provocatively while carrying out a differential diagnosis with House]

[Stops stripping and looks at Dr. House] I'm distracting you. [starts to get up]

No! [Cut back to Dr. Cuddy who is now dressed normally and sits down next to House] Dance, woman!

[Resignedly] You'd rather be diagnosing.

I screamed "no"!

And your own subconscious ignored you. I guess you'd rather fantasize about finding symptoms. How screwed up is that?

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