Personally, I can't believe I've had the same three employees for three years.
“Resignation” · Season 3, Episode 22
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Eric Foreman (1), Robert Chase (1), Allison Cameron (1)
My patient's about to have a heart attack, it's going to be massive.
Oh well, that's too bad because I just got tickets for a stroke on the third floor.
How did you walk with the cane and two coffees?
Why are you suspicious?
Because it's either that, or accept the fact that you've done something nice, and then I have to deal with the horsemen, and the rain of fire, and the end of days.
You think I spat in yours?
Or worse?
I stacked them.
[Flying on speed] Give me a Vicodin so I don't stroke.
[Dr. Wilson grabs a cup of coffee.]
I...wouldn't drink that.
[Dr. Wilson looks at him quizzically.]
Leg hurt and...[Points in general direction of bathroom, then at coffee, then shrugs. Wilson sighs exasperatedly.]
[Dr. House is proud for having diagnosed a protein deficiency on a patient, arguing "It can't be tested; it can't be seen"]
[Disgusted] You're happy about this.
She's going to die!
That's not my fault, she was going to die anyway. Now, thanks to me, at least she'll know why.
I'm sure you'll see that gratitude in her eyes when you tell her.
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