“The Jerk” · Season 3, Episode 23
In this episode: Gregory House (3), Robert Chase (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1)
Your head still hurt?
You a moron?
Nate!
I'm clutching my head in pain and he asks if it hurts. [Turns to Dr. Chase] What are you, some kind of med student? You look like you still have themed birthday parties.
Kid's not a cliché. Anyone can get in a fight after losing. It takes real creativity to beat up someone you just beat.
[to Dr. Cuddy] Oh, almost forgot, I need to give a 16-year-old magic mushrooms to treat a cluster headache. That cool?
[sarcastically] Yeah, no problem.
[Dr. House smiles and walks out. Dr. Cuddy panics and runs out after him]
I was being sarcastic!
It wouldn't look that way in the court transcript.
[Nate is high on magic mushrooms prescribed by Dr. House]
[he looks at Dr. Chase and chuckles] Hey! Hey, it's Skippy! The Bush Kangaroo!
Your head, Nate, we need to know how the pain is.
What I got here... it's the opposite of pain.
Nate [to Dr. House, when he enters with the chess-board]: Who are you?
Doctor MacCaney!
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