[to Dr. Cameron and Dr. Chase] You two shower together?
CCDr. Cameron/Dr. Chase
[together] No!
Double negative - it's a yes.
“Half Wit” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Robert Chase (1), Allison Cameron (1)
[Patrick is a musical savant and is currently in an MRI. Dr. House is trying to get his mind to work the way it does when he plays piano so he can observe the activity in it.]
Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg is a piano.
PPatrick
My leg's not a piano.
I know, that's why I said pretend. [aside to Foreman] Kid's a moron!
Do you like your life?
PPatrick
What life?
Your life. Playing the piano, going on tour, scoring girls left and right.
PPatrick
I don't like girls.
Boys. Whatever gets you off.
PPatrick
[with an excited look] I like the piano!
House, I'm so sorry.
Forgot I was dying, huh?
I'm here if you need me.
I need you.
[Dr. Cuddy smiles and hugs him, and Dr. House takes the opportunity and puts his hands on her ass]
One small feel for man... one giant ass for mankind.
Thanks. Good luck in Boston.
[Dr. Cuddy turns and heads back to her bedroom. Dr. House starts to follow her]
[not turning to look at House] Call the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
[he turns around and heads for the door]
It was an outpatient procedure. I was curious.
Are you curious about heroin?
Not since last year's Christmas party...whooof!
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