“Top Secret” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Allison Cameron (2), James Wilson (1)
I can play the harmonica with my nose, make a penny come out of a child's ear - or any other orifice for that matter - and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy.
The right circumstances being their agreement to bill you on the same credit card.
Why is he here instead of the VA?
Because he has a rich uncle Cuddy's trying to avoid fellating who doesn't buy the VA's diagnosis of "nothing's wrong-atosis."
Do a full physical. Recheck his blood for HIV, hep C, malaria, schistosomiasis, and T strain A. baumannii just to make sure the VA's dotted their I's. And find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited, every city he's ever lived in, and... whether he's ever been on TV.
TV?
Problem could be neurological. Everyone knows TV rots your brain.
See if you can get to the truth about who he's been dating. There's no way a Marine goes a year without getting some blood on his bayonet.
[while urine is spilling onto the floor out of a bag attached to House's leg] It's a urine catheter collection bag with a rip in it, what the hell does it look like?
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