[to Chase, in front of a girl he's talking to] Hey! How's that anal fissure? Did it heal yet, or is it still draining? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you'd come back for seconds. I figured after that girl in the stairwell, you'd be done for the night.
He's joking.
No Adam's apple, small hands. No surprises this time.
GGirl
I'll, uh, see you later.
[Girl exits]
Got a case.
Well, you could've just said that. You didn't have to screw with me.
Yeah, but if I didn't screw with you, you'd spend the whole night thinking you might get laid, which means you'd be useless. Better to extinguish all hope.
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