[House comes out of the elevator, sneezing. Wilson catches up with him.]
House. Need you.
[nasally] Nah. Forget it, I'm going home.
Hay fever?
Boy, you must be a doctor and everything.
“Autopsy” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Eric Foreman (3), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Robert Chase (1)
Her oxygen saturation is normal.
It's off by one percentage point.
It's within range. It's normal.
If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin.
What are we trying to hear?
Tumor.
They tend to keep quiet on account of them not having any mouths.
The tumor is Afghanistan, the clot is Buffalo. [Everyone looks at him strangely]. Does that need any more explanation? Okay, the tumor is Al-Qaeda, the big bad guy, the brain who went in wiped it out, but it had already sent out a splinter cell, a small team of low-level terrorists, quietly living in the suburb Buffalo, waiting to kill us all.
Whoa, are you trying to say that the tumor threw a clot before we removed it?
It was an excellent metaphor. Angio her brain, before this clot straps on an explosive vest.
Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
Are you high?
If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted.
It's Wednesday.
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