[Referring to Dr. House] He agreed to go on a date with me.
A date? Date, dinner and a movie, naked and sweaty date?
He only committed to the first two.
“Love Hurts” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Gregory House (4), Allison Cameron (2), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Eric Foreman (1)
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My OB-GYN died recently. Nice man. Warm hands.
Not anymore.
Wow. Well, you've certainly given me a lot to think about. If only I was as open as you.
Well...
Actually, it was your blouse I was talking to.
[House is attempting to put on a tie before his date with Cameron] The wide side's too short. You're gonna look like Lou Costello.
This is a mistake. I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.
Open doors for her, help her with her chair...
I have been on a date.
Uh, not since disco died. Comment on her shoes, her earrings, and then move on to D.H.A.: her Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations. Trust me — panty-peeler. Oh, and if you need condoms, I've got some.
[sarcastically] Did your wife give them to you?
Drug rep. They got antibiotics built in, somehow.
I should cancel. I've got a patient in surgery tomorrow.
[House moves to the kitchen]
And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter.
I have one evening with you, one chance. And I don't want to waste it talking about what movies you like or what wines you hate. I want to know how you feel—about me.
You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect. That's why you married a man who was dying of cancer. You don't love, you need. And now that your husband is dead, you're looking for your new charity case. That's why you're going out with me. I'm twice your age, I'm not great-looking, I'm not charming; I'm not even nice. What I am is what you need. I'm damaged.
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