Oh, don't feel so bad, Melanie. I didn't know about Elton John OR George Michael. I thought he wanted my sex.
I didn't even know the Village People were gay.
Yeah, they kind of ruined that cowboys with short shorts and a moustache look for straight guys.
In my day nobody knew anything about anyone. Rock Hudson. Tab Hunter. I had a big thing for Liberace.
You thought Liberace was straight?
(confident) I could have turned him.
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