Hey, guys, guess what? It's our birthday in two weeks!
You're kidding.
You all have birthdays on the same day?
No no no, but we decided that, seeing as birthdays are so generally unpleasant...
Depressing, scary...
Drunk and hazy...
We decided that we'd just celebrate ours all together on a neutral day. And that way, we don't have to acknowledge the day that we actually get older.
It works great. I really don't know how old I am.
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