Wilbur, Nana's home. Were you a good boy for Elka and Mamie-Sue?
MS Mamie-Sue
Oh, yes; we read Baby Shakespeare, listened to Baby Beethoven. I think both of them did better work as adults.
Wilbur, darling, say Nana . Na-na.
Did you hear that? Wilbur just said his first word. And it was Nana.
MS Mamie-Sue
Well, actually his first word wa...
I'm on a film mission. Now, have him do a second take.
Wilbur, say it again. Say Nana .
That's from Baby Shakespeare. TV or not TV.
Owen and I made it very clear: no TV, no processed sugar, watch your language.
That is us watching our language.
That's it. You two are off the baby-sitting list. You are never watching Wilbur again.
(after everyone just looks at her) I got nothing.
(to Elka) Was it hard pushing a stroller around before the invention of the wheel?
J Jenna
My friend's mom had a late baby too. Her name is Why God Why .
(with her hand stuck) Stupid glue. I can't get this wine-glass out of my hand.
Well, that's how you look eighty percent of the day anyway.
(on the phone to her daughter) Hey, Jenna. It's mom. No. No, everything's okay. I just, just really wanted to talk to my baby. So, what's new? Aaah, oh wow, you're kidding! That's great. It's just great. No, no, I got time. Yeah, I just... want to hear everything.
Maybe it is too soon for me to start dating.
That's ridiculous. You like him and he likes you; you're already ahead of most of my relationships.
I'm really sorry about last night, but I really was just trying to help my friend.
AE Dr. Aaron Everett
Which means you're a nice person.
AE Dr. Aaron Everett
And... I'd like to get to know the girl that broke my uterus. Dinner tonight?
(to Joy about the Man-Hands film) I wanted the A.
Sorry I'm late; what'd I miss?
Oh, we were just telling sad, bloated Melanie that Alec was right to break up with her.
What! That's a horrible thing to say. You're going to make her cry.
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