Billie Lou Hatfield quotes from Homicide: Life on the Street

Billie Lou Hatfield

I come from a place where people think the moon landing was fake and pro wrestling is real.

Munch

The Zapruder film's out on VHS and DVD, as if there's a choice.

Billie Lou Hatfield

DVD, definitely. Gotta have that freeze frame, stop action, enhancement capability.

Munch

One night after work, we should open a bottle of zinfandel and watch the Zapruder film frame by frame and see which ones are missing.

Billie Lou Hatfield

Twenty-six seconds of the most compelling footage ever filmed.

Munch

The woman of my dreams.

Munch

Billie Lou, how many husbands have you had?

Billie Lou Hatfield

Three...

Munch

And how many wives have I had?

Billie Lou Hatfield

Three...

Munch

That's six exes between us!