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Stanley Bolander quotes from Homicide: Life on the Street

Played by Ned Beatty · 27 quotes · page 2 of 2

Stanley Bolander

7th most-quoted character in Homicide: Life on the Street: in 27 of its 413 quotes
Most scenes with: John Munch (12), Meldrick Lewis (5), Al Giardello (3)

Scenes with Stanley Bolander 20

Bolander

How was it?

How was--how--how--was what?

Bolander

Your date with Emma. I heard you took her to an art gallery.

DATE?! You had a date with Emma?! You went behind my back with Emma?!

Me? Meldrick, look at-- No, no, I would not do that.

Hey Bayliss, Beau says you slept with Emma Zoole in a cuffoon or something?

What is she-- You went to bed with Emma?

No, Meldrick, no. We did not go to a bed together.

You slept with MY Emma?!

I thought I smelled sex around here.

Bolander

What is a cuffoon?

I don't know. Beau was laughing so hard when he said it, he had to sit down.

You are a disloyal son of a bitch and I don't want anything to do with you.

I know everybody is on you to do right by Steve. To make sure it doesn't come out a suicide.

Bolander

That what you're asking, Lieutenant? To make it a murder? A murder with no murderers? A murder that can't be solved? If you want me to do it; I'll do it. Hell, my clearance rate is so low these days, one more open case isn't gonna make any difference. Everybody says 'do it for Steve'. And I keep thinking, I mean, if he chose to commit suicide, what right do I have, what right does any of us have, to make that go away? I don't agree with what he did, but if that's his final statement, should I wipe that clear, just for our peace of mind? I mean, nobody wants to admit it, but everybody knows what really happened.

Bolander

All I'm saying is that you are a pessimist, Munch!

A pessimist?

Bolander

Yeah, you're always seeing the worst in everything! You never see anything good, a moment of redemption! You don't believe in anything.

Sure I do.

Bolander

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Bolander

What do you believe in?

I believe that one day I'll be sitting at a bar in Hong Kong and this incredibly attractive and submissive woman with an abiding interest in art and existential philosophy will come up to me and say, "Take me home and ravish me."

How come all the miracles that have happened, happened in the past?

Bolander

What are you talking about?

Name one miracle that's happened in your lifetime.

Bolander

How 'bout the fact that I haven't killed you yet?

Stan, where's your grass skirt? I heard you looked fabulous.

Bolander

You want me to snap on you, Felton? I'll snap on you right now.

Easy, Big Man. Can't you take a compliment?

I'll come with you, Stan. Besides, I kinda like working with you Big Man. You're like a father figure to me.

Bolander

A father figure?

Yeah, a father figure.

Bolander

You ever repeat that, I'll gut ya.

We need new customers or we're not gonna have a bar.

So what? Ladies night? Wet T-shirt contest, what?

Bolander

Turtle races. I've always enjoyed them.

We're sinking here, Stan and you're talking about turtle races.

Bolander

Fix me a drink. Scotch

You sure you should be drinking? You just got outta the hospital a month ago.

Bolander

Are you gonna pour me a drink or do I hafta wreck this place again?!!!

Let destiny be your guide, Big Man.

We reach a certain age where we realize we know less about life than we did when we were seventeen. When I was seventeen, I remember…I believed in life. I trusted life. I believed there were answers to questions. I had…hope. Right now, I'm gonna tell you: I hate myself. I don't have any friends to speak of. All I have is this…job. And it disgusts me. You like garlic greens and cornbread?

Bolander

Not particularly.

That's because you never tasted my wife's. That's all it would take, no matter how bad of a day it was. She had that touch. I remember how she used to touch me, you know, so gently on the cheek. And when she was dying, I remember how she touched me… She said, "Remember…how much I love you." I'll never forget that. I don't wanna be alone anymore. I find myself folding in. I think this is what Crosetti found out, and I refuse to recognize it in him because I wouldn't recognize it in myself.

Bolander

[sighs] I understand. I understand completely.

Bolander

Nothing is real.

What do you mean, nothing is real?

Bolander

There is no reality.

Really...

Bolander

Take the color green. You see green, I see green. We call it "green" because as a society we have agreed that this thing, this color, is green. We think we're having the shared experience of green, but how do we know? Maybe my green is actually greener than your green.

You mean, maybe my green is red?

Bolander

Maybe. Take colorblind people, they carry with them a stigma --

A stigmatism.

Bolander

Because they don't see what the rest of us see as green. But maybe, just maybe, their perception is correct. Maybe a colorblind person is actually seeing pure green, the real green.

Man, this is just my luck. I get a call. My partner's off tonight. So I look around the Squad Room. I see Munch. No. I see Howard. No. Felton. Lewis. No. No. I think Bolander. I'll take Bolander. He's the only one who won't drive me crazy.

Bolander

I'm driving you crazy?

Philosophizing. You're not known as the philosophical type, Stan.

Bolander

You get shot in the head, it makes you think.

Bolander

Munch, let's go.

What've we got?

Bolander

Skeleton found buried in the basement of a house over on Gough Street. A couple's renovating the house, the contractor dug up bones. They're turning the cellar into a playroom.

Nice.

Bolander

My bet, the skeleton's at least a hundred years old.

Why's that, Big Man?

Bolander

Every year or so someone digs up bones in a basement in Fell's Point. It usually turns out to be some poor sailor who got a night's leave off some nineteenth century schooner docked in the harbor. The sailor came into town for a drink or some poker, got rolled for his pay, got stuffed in the basement. Meanwhile, up in Maine or England or even China, some young bride walked the shore, peering out into the sea, waiting her whole life for him to return.

Jeez, Stanley, more and more I see the poet in you.

Bolander

That ain't poetry, Munch. Them's the hard, cold facts.

Life was simpler a hundred years ago.

Bolander

Death was simpler.

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