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Meldrick Lewis quotes from Homicide: Life on the Street

Played by Clark Johnson · 92 quotes · page 4 of 7

Meldrick Lewis

4th most-quoted character in Homicide: Life on the Street: in 92 of its 413 quotes
Most scenes with: John Munch (18), Frank Pembleton (11), Mike Kellerman (11)

Scenes with Meldrick Lewis 70

Munch, let's go.

What've we got?

Skeleton found buried in the basement of a house over on Gough Street. A couple's renovating the house, the contractor dug up bones. They're turning the cellar into a playroom.

Nice.

My bet, the skeleton's at least a hundred years old.

Lewis

Why's that, Big Man?

Every year or so someone digs up bones in a basement in Fell's Point. It usually turns out to be some poor sailor who got a night's leave off some nineteenth century schooner docked in the harbor. The sailor came into town for a drink or some poker, got rolled for his pay, got stuffed in the basement. Meanwhile, up in Maine or England or even China, some young bride walked the shore, peering out into the sea, waiting her whole life for him to return.

Jeez, Stanley, more and more I see the poet in you.

That ain't poetry, Munch. Them's the hard, cold facts.

Life was simpler a hundred years ago.

Death was simpler.

You know, he shouldn't leave a department vehicle running like that.

Lewis

Yeah, could get stolen.

Lieutanant said take the first car in.

Lewis

We shouldn't.

You're right.

Lewis

Grand theft auto, baby. [they drive off in the car, as Pembleton comes back out]

You sons of bitches!

PPPennsylvania Police Officer

Regulations stipulate that a policewoman escort a female prisoner.

Lewis

[motioning to Kellerman] Meet Det. Michelle Kellerman.

Hi.

PPPennsylvania Police Officer

You're not a woman.

But I used to be.

Lewis

Hey, look. It's Mr. Sunshine!

Oh, no, no, no. I'm tired of being the only one around here who gives a damn. You're looking at the new Frank Pembleton. Budding Republican and practicing selfish bastard. Savior of no one but himself. Shot of Gold Natty Bo. This is the new me!

One day you're gonna run for office and rue those words.

Lewis

[after finding a jar of yellowish water in a freezer] Does this look strange to you?

Nah, just good old Baltimore City tap water.

Lewis

[shaking his head] Nah.

MMuslim

[referring to Kellerman] How can you work with him?

Lewis

What? Who, him?

MMuslim

He hates us; why do his bidding?

Lewis

Nah, he hates you. And most of the time, he does my bidding.

Have you ever been in prison, Meldrick?

Lewis

What? You mean as a prisoner?

Yeah.

Lewis

No.

I have.

Lewis

How come the more I know about you Bayliss, the less I wanna know? So 'fess up. What were you in the pokey for? Drunk driving, date rape, pedophilia?

No.

Lewis

So, what?

I protested human rights violations in El Salvador.

Lewis

Of course.

I was 18, 19.

Lewis

So how much time did you spend in jail for protesting human rights violations in El Salvador?

I was in the holding cell for two nights.

Lewis

Two nights? That don't exactly count as hard time.

They were very long nights.

Lewis

So why didn't you post bail?

My dad refused to come get me.

Lewis

Okay, that's harsh.

Yeah, my dad had very set ideas about life.

Lewis

Well at least I hope you stiffed him on Father's Day.

Every chance I got.

VTVernon Troy

You gonna put my name on a warrant for Luther Mahoney?

Lewis

Right now, you're all we've got.

VTVernon Troy

Then you ain't got jack; I'm outta here.

Lewis

Hold on now, hold on. Listen, I got an idea here.

VTVernon Troy

Be quick, man. I'm ill.

Lewis

Yeah, you ill. You smell funky too.

Lewis

[about Kay Howard] Did you hear that? Danvers and I are just friends. That's baloney. Did you see her face?

Why do you push her buttons every chance you get?

Lewis

Because it is soooo easy.

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