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Jill, Tim and others in “Forever Jung”

Jill

[Tim has come home with a piece of table glued to his head] Wha-What is this thing on your head?

Tim

It's a little piece of table.

Randy

What happened?

Tim

Old Mr. Negativity, Al, distracted me and got my head cemented to this table. It took me a saber saw to get me off of this table.

Jill

Shouldn't you go to the emergency room?

Tim

I was just there. They said I wasn't a priority.

Jill

Why? Was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head? [Jill and Karen laugh]

Tim

You notice, I'm not laughing.

Jill(trying to regain composure): It's ok, we'll be good. Randy, s-s-set the table.

Randy

OK. Dad, bend over!

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