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Home Improvement · Season 1

Tim and Jill in “Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble”

We've talked about this long enough; I'm gonna put another sink in this room.

Oh, no no no no you're not.

It's not that big a job; it's a small job.

There is no such thing as a small job with you, Tim. First you'd start with the sink, and the next thing I'd know you'd be ripping out walls, and running a subway through here.

I'd give you free tickets!

[Tim wants to remodel the bathroom, on Tool Time.]

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