My Herr Ex-Kommandant!
What is it, Schultz?
I have good news and bad news.
Give him the good news first, Schultz.
They ordered you to be shot first thing in the morning.
That's good news?! What's the bad news?!
They're not giving you a blindfold.
It's hard to believe, even for the Gestapo.
They're asking for volunteers for the firing squad.
Ha! They'll never get any volunteers from my men!
I beg to report Herr Kommandant, they did.
How many volunteered?
Seventy-six.
How many men do you have?
Eighty-two.
At least six of my men are loyal.
No, Herr Komandant. Two are in the hospital and four are on furlough.
Well that makes it unanimous.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We only have EIGHTY men!
Not counting the two deserters. But they came back this morning when they heard you were going to be shot.
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