[Klink and Hochstetter summon Group Captain James Roberts, a recently-captured British officer, to Klink's office. He enters and comes face-to-face with a man identical to himself.]
In Heaven's name.
Group Captain Roberts- Leutnant Baumann.
He could be my twin!
In a way he is! He is!
Fantastic.
They do wonderful plastic surgery! I had this friend in Dusseldorf. A Mrs. Schmidt; charming woman. Slight sag around the chin, but you know how it is. Anyway, see saw this surgeon. He advised her-
[visibly annoyed] Not now, Klink.
This is monstrous.
The Leutnant looked a great deal like you from the start, but the surgeons have done a remarkable job, no?
[realizing] The pictures. That's why you took those pictures of me.
Yes, indeed, Group Captain. From the beginning it's been rather a lark. Jolly good fun, actually.
He's even imitated my voice. Of course, the recordings.
Well, I am satisfied.
So am I.
I'm glad. I don't think we need to attend to Group Captain Roberts any longer, Colonel.
Of course not, Major! I think it's time we moved him to slightly less comfortable quarters, but, shall we say, more colourful?
Whatever it is your planning, you won't get away with it. I promise you that.
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