Klink, Hogan and others in “Kommandant of the Year”

Klink

You said "aimed at England," yeah?

Hogan

Mm-hmm

Klink

For your information, half of the airfield of Hamburg is missing, destroyed! I must see Major Hauser at once. Maybe he has a better lie than yours. [grabs his hat and storms out of the room]

Hogan

Another day, another rocket.

Schultz

So, England, they made a big hole in Hamburg. [clicks tongue] Naughty naughty.

Hogan

What could I do, Schultz? My aim is terrible when I'm in a hurry. [feeds him a grape]