CCustomer
You just can't tell someone to shut their stupid face.
I know, I know... society dictates. Gettin' tired of that tune.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(voice over)
So, little Missy Grumpaloo got kicked right out of the coffee shop by the nasty, angry Stinkaloo. And even though Missy Grumpaloo was right, and pretty, the mean Stinkaloo's words hurt her feelings. Then, Dr. Grumpaloo, who wasn't even really a doctor, said, "Don't you worry, Missy, I'll teach you how to be not be so loud, not so mad, and not so frightened, and not so sad," and that made little Missy feel better, and she didn't feel like she had to come back and burn down Stinkaloo's coffee shop any more.
You got kicked out of your condo?
Slow-poke-picky-pants says I will if the purple part doesn't come off.
Does that make sense to anybody? (Stan raises his hand
No, Joyce, please don't make me work in an office! I'm a free bird, a lone wolf, a rogue elephant. I can't be stuck in a cage like a regular elephant. I need to spread my wings and ears.
Finish the book, then you can spread whatever you want.
I beg your pardon?
CCrystal
When my dad first wanted my mom to notice him, he threw this huge party so she could see what a big shot he was, and it worked; they were together almost three years.
I just had an idea! I could throw a party for the people here, then everyone would know who I was.
CCrystal
That was my idea. You just stole it.
(end voice-over)
Missy Grumpaloo was chosen by the village to fight the big-headed dragon who lived on Hot Rock Mountain. But the big-headed dragon could breathe fire, and Missy didn't know what to do. So she pulled out a sandwich she was saving for lunch, and offered it to the dragon. But the peanut butter made the dragon sick; and even though they were fighting, Missy visited him in the hospital every day. And when the dragon was all better, he burned Missy's house down, because dragons are jerks.
You know, worms attract bears.
How do you figure that?
Worms attract fish; fish attract bears. Bears attract death, death attracts worms... circle of life.
Finally! A signal.
Are there any good Youtubes?
Ah, the signal's weak. Something on the news page about people burning books in England, but it doesn't really... ah, I lost it again.
(upon being told she has to apologize to Maxwell Smythe)
Thank him? I'd rather die! I'd rather be dipped in chocolate, cut up into little pieces, put in boxes, and fed to hungry housewives who sit around watching daytime soaps... ha, where the hell am I going with this?
I have no idea.
(end Grumpaloo voice-over)
Little Missy Grumpaloo was out for a walk one day, when she saw Grandma Grumpaloo drop a big bag of apples. Missy gathered up all the apples and gave them back to Grandma Grumpaloo. But Grandma Grumpaloo didn't say 'thank you', and Missy thought that was pretty lousy. But then, when Missy got home, she saw that Grandma had used the apples to bake a fresh yummy pie. So Missy snuck into the kitchen, and stole Grandma's pie to teach her a lesson about being grateful.
I'm sorry, I had you all wrong. You're not a persnickety prune-faced jerk. You're the kindest, most selfless man I have ever known!
LLewis
Thank you. But for future reference, you can't hold gatherings of more than six people in the hallways. It's a fire hazard.
There is a head shop downtown selling bootleg Grumpaloo bongs.
Well, that's outrageous! They can't be ripping off our authentic Grumpaloo bongs.
There are no authentic Grumpaloo bongs. The Grumpaloos are kids' books; they do not belong on drug paraphernalia.
I've got a great idea for merchandising, okay, listen to this: we sell wine coolers to the parents of the kids that are buying your books. We can call it "Grumpa-booze".
It sounds like your "Grumpa-shooters" idea from last year, and Joyce didn't like that.
All right, Taylor, I think you need to sit down, because this is about to get real. Do you want to spend the rest of your life drifting around from one frivolous affair to the next? Or do you want to find somebody special that you can settle down with like I've done with my wife, the model?
I'll take option one, frivolous affairs.
What?
By the way, this whole life-coaching thing, it's not for me. It's too... thinky.
One day, Missy Grumpaloo introduced her best friend, Dan, to her other friend, Todd. Dan and Todd became good friends, and started to leave Missy out of their games. So Missy made a new friend, Azria, who came from outer space. But she couldn't understand a word Azria said. Missy told Azria that Todd was planning to invade her home planet, and that's how Missy got her best friend Dan back.
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